42 definitions by Chrissy

a mean principal from a crappy ass school. Also known as Captain Dyke
Stupid Captain Dyke gave me the six foot rule for hugging someone. How gay is that?
by Chrissy May 23, 2004
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What do you get when you mix a (crazy) goat and a homeless drug addict?
"beastiality" (and waxed hair)...
he he he

-The British Museum "Little Book of Erotica"
frisbee jumped off the diving board and nearly landed on the jamaican below
by Chrissy March 10, 2005
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When Stacie is trying to type fun but types it wrong so it comes out as "fune"; Stacies new word for "fun"
Chrissy: Im listening to the full extended remix of dip it low

Stacie: Fune
by Chrissy May 30, 2004
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An adorable actor. He's gonna be a big star one day if u guys like it or not. I Love Shia LaBeouf.
:::::Thank God for Beef:::::
by Chrissy January 2, 2004
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After that bitch tried to pull my hair I was LMFFAO!(im not really fat) LOL
by Chrissy January 2, 2004
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Lena is the most lovable, sweetest, sexiest girl you will ever meet, she’ll sweep you off your feet when ur not even expecting it. The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart; generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humour. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Strong confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate, and absolutely breathtaking. Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She can make u the happiest person and make your life so much better. Lena is so loyal you know she’ll be there for you in your darkest of times so make sure u spend your best of times with her. I can literally go in for pages about Lena because there is so much to say about her, I don’t think there’s enough words to sum Lena up because there’s so much to her to love. Lena is always compared to an angel due to her overbearingly holy like presence, but you should always remember that Lena is very unique so if u find her you should definitely hold her tight and never let her go. She loves hugs and cuddles so be sure to give her lots those, and staying up late so you can talk to her for hours. She is the living proof that God is capable of reproducing perfectly made spirits.
Omg is that an angel, no it's Lena
by Chrissy August 22, 2023
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town of the hippy, near the greatest town of all time SILVER SPRING, MD
i got lost going to chipotle and ended up in tkpk at the co-op
by Chrissy December 6, 2004
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