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Premature exasperation 

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

exasperation 

frustrated, annoyance, thats about what exasperation means!
He was exasperated at the fact that he was fired.
exasperation by heyley March 28, 2005

Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

Examplanation

(Pronounce - "ex-arm-pluh-nay-shun")

Explanation through use of an example.

Also: referenced as "exam - planation" - i.e. has extended definition of:

Preparation for an exam, by explanation of the topics through use of examples.
Professor Mosby taught them Pythagorus' Theorum through examplanation.
Examplanation by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009

Exasperation Punctuation 

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.
Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation 

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!
Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!