Shane's definitions

Jerry Springer

the act of being violent, vulgar, or commiting social no no's like incest, phedophelia, or disgusting sexual acts.

"She went Jerry Springer on me"
"you better watch or he'll go Jerry Springer on you:
"watch your kids and animals, they may go Jerry Springer"

by shane May 13, 2005

bilal

Bilal is the name of the first Muslim African to go and spread the word of Allah and the Koran to Africa

Bilal was a good man.

by Shane December 11, 2004

hot tub baby

Due to the high temperatures found in hot tubs normal sperm can not survive. Therefore if any sperm do survive they're pretty freakish and abnormal. Any pregnancy resulting from use of these sperm results in a hot tub baby

Why does that kid have 3 arms? He's a hot tub baby.

by Shane March 21, 2005

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

whirlybird

An archaic synonym for helicopter, generally not used after the 1960's.

Did you know in one of the first issues, Spider-man calls a helicopter a whirlybird?

by Shane January 7, 2005

yais

"yais" can't be defined conventionally. one would be less successful at defining "yais" than he/she would be at defining the contemporary english language's utility infielder, "like". "yais" is a state of mind. "yais" is understanding and misunderstanding, as well as all points described on the subsequent continuum.

you are lovely, yais; gay, yais; yais? yais; is two plus two, four? yais; (if i had the character spaces to continue, i probably wouldn't. yais.)

by shane April 4, 2005

cumdumplin

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

by Shane January 12, 2004