ewet 

you have the perfect friends and family and you should be proud oh and when your older your going to be a huge celebirty

y/n has such the ewet
-sigh- i will never have the ewet

ewet by fireballcreatorofewet May 31, 2021

Ewetion 

When you are given an erection whilst being soaked in water.

"Dammit, Janice gave me an erection while it was pouring yesterday."
"So, she gave you an ewetion."

Ewetion by Beefaroni_Salesman October 31, 2022

e-wet-tile disfunction 

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

e-wet-tile disfunction by JBighood October 9, 2008

ewetube

n. 1)Sausage made from female sheep meat.

2)Snug tanktop

3)Unusual sexual position.

...

Hey Mabel. Wanna go to the farmer's market for some beer and a ewetube?

You'll have to be more specific.

ewetube by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

ewetkted 

Wet and erected

You got me ewetkted

ewetkted by memeruru January 26, 2017