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Evolving 

To be alive

Constant learning or progression forward

Contrary to most religious or political stagnation

To move in a direction closer to finding the true self or form

To break free from pain and indifference

To soar
If one is not constantly evolving, one is most certainly flailing
Evolving by Morphologicalfreedom September 27, 2013
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evolving white girls 

Basically a white girl who is pretty, got cake , and bad asf.
Mike:"dang , Alex is one of those evolving white girls😍"
Will:"right! She pretty and thick asf! Bet she gets all the guys"
Mike:"tru"

Evolving Your Man 

To develop one's male partner gradually, from a simple to a more complex form.

This is usually accomplished by gently nudging his hormonal response by controlling or inhibiting ejaculation. Pegging and other tools may also play part in said evolution. This evolution typically results in a level of female dominance and in many cases a female led relationship.
Emma has been an advocate of evolving your man since before it was cool.

evolving personalized information construct 

According to the Museum of Media History - The "Evolving Personalized Information Construct" is the system by which our sprawling, chaotic mediascape is filtered, ordered and delivered. Everyone contributes now - from blog entries, to phone-cam images, to video reports, to full investigations. Many people get paid too - a tiny cut of Googlezon's immense advertising revenue, proportional to the popularity of their contributions.
The evolving personalized information construct is so going to feature on xkcd.

Sigma evolving syndrom 

Heavy pain often in a particular spot of the body eg. chest, abs, shoulders etc. indicating that the person is slowly starting to evolve into a Sigma male. Usually happens after a certain change in life like a break-up, after holidays, getting a new gf or job. Mostly paired with a strong will to enhance the personal career, exceed in studys and/or fitness.
Have you seen Jon recently he complained about a heavy pain in his chest ?
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon

Evoloving 

Learning lessons after each romantic relationship and getting closer to finding an ideal partner.
I'm definitely evoloving, I finally learned my lesson about dating married men. They never leave their wives!
Evoloving by LoveJoyVitality November 13, 2010
weird sexual fetish involving six fingered gloves
man i'm real into evoling this past week
evoling by inyofaceyeah September 29, 2010
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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