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Evolving 

To be alive

Constant learning or progression forward

Contrary to most religious or political stagnation

To move in a direction closer to finding the true self or form

To break free from pain and indifference

To soar
If one is not constantly evolving, one is most certainly flailing
Evolving by Morphologicalfreedom September 27, 2013

evolving white girls 

Basically a white girl who is pretty, got cake , and bad asf.
Mike:"dang , Alex is one of those evolving white girls😍"
Will:"right! She pretty and thick asf! Bet she gets all the guys"
Mike:"tru"

Evolving Your Man 

To develop one's male partner gradually, from a simple to a more complex form.

This is usually accomplished by gently nudging his hormonal response by controlling or inhibiting ejaculation. Pegging and other tools may also play part in said evolution. This evolution typically results in a level of female dominance and in many cases a female led relationship.
Emma has been an advocate of evolving your man since before it was cool.

Egolingus 

To lick, stroke or inflate someone's ego through verbal praise and compliments.
If I provide her with enough egolingus, I will surely get the job.
Egolingus by GregoryRS May 11, 2015
Evling is a smart, beautiful, nice, caring person. She has a beautiful smile that makes everyone go crazy. Her personality is amazing, you can get along with her the first day you guys start talking. She has killer ayes and a beautiful laugh. She's extremely ticklish and smell really good. She's very giggly funny and loving. You must approach to evling first because they'll rarely approach to you first. Evling is faithful to her friends and people she likes/loves. She's sometimes shy but gets crazy when she's confident around you. She's very kind and will never leave you down. Evling hates fake bitches so be real to her and there will be no problem. So if you get to meet her you're so damn lucky! & good look finding girls like her.
"Hey you know evling?"

-"yea why?"

"Well she's beautiful"

Evling? Yea I want to marry her
evling by Rodriguez28 October 21, 2013

evoligionist

Like a many fundamentalist Christians, these macro evolutionist do not objectively look at confounding information any longer, but engage in the same illogical rants and name calling as the Christians they hold in contempt.

For them macro evolution is their religion.
James, as an evoligionist, could not understand why people saw design in the properties of a bacterium.
evoligionist by benrush123 April 3, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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