evoling

weird sexual fetish involving six fingered gloves

man i'm real into evoling this past week

by inyofaceyeah September 29, 2010

Evolving

To be alive

Constant learning or progression forward

Contrary to most religious or political stagnation

To move in a direction closer to finding the true self or form

To break free from pain and indifference

To soar

If one is not constantly evolving, one is most certainly flailing

by Morphologicalfreedom September 27, 2013

evolving white girls

Basically a white girl who is pretty, got cake , and bad asf.

Mike:"dang , Alex is one of those evolving white girls😍"
Will:"right! She pretty and thick asf! Bet she gets all the guys"
Mike:"tru"

by TRVP KING March 20, 2016

Evolving Your Man

To develop one's male partner gradually, from a simple to a more complex form.

This is usually accomplished by gently nudging his hormonal response by controlling or inhibiting ejaculation. Pegging and other tools may also play part in said evolution. This evolution typically results in a level of female dominance and in many cases a female led relationship.

Emma has been an advocate of evolving your man since before it was cool.

by Evolving Your Man January 5, 2021

Egolingus

To lick, stroke or inflate someone's ego through verbal praise and compliments.

If I provide her with enough egolingus, I will surely get the job.

by GregoryRS May 11, 2015

evling

Evling is a smart, beautiful, nice, caring person. She has a beautiful smile that makes everyone go crazy. Her personality is amazing, you can get along with her the first day you guys start talking. She has killer ayes and a beautiful laugh. She's extremely ticklish and smell really good. She's very giggly funny and loving. You must approach to evling first because they'll rarely approach to you first. Evling is faithful to her friends and people she likes/loves. She's sometimes shy but gets crazy when she's confident around you. She's very kind and will never leave you down. Evling hates fake bitches so be real to her and there will be no problem. So if you get to meet her you're so damn lucky! & good look finding girls like her.

"Hey you know evling?"

-"yea why?"

"Well she's beautiful"

Evling? Yea I want to marry her

by Rodriguez28 October 21, 2013

evoligionist

Like a many fundamentalist Christians, these macro evolutionist do not objectively look at confounding information any longer, but engage in the same illogical rants and name calling as the Christians they hold in contempt.

For them macro evolution is their religion.

James, as an evoligionist, could not understand why people saw design in the properties of a bacterium.

by benrush123 April 3, 2010