evangelita 

Evangelita is a girl. She has hair, wears glasses and wears the same clothes everyday because she only shops in Poundland. The sky is blue but when she goes out it turns grey. Keep your kids away from her she’s dangerous and will make them cry. The trees have green leaves but when she goes out they go brown. Her vocabulary is so limited she can only say “shush”. Lastly she is a shmuck. She was born a shmuck and if you ever see her in real life run or she’ll make you a shmuck too.

Oh look it’s Evangelita!

evangelita by Chammakchallow July 28, 2020

Neon Genesis Evangelion 

A psychological mind fuck disguised as a typical 90's mecha anime.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion ruined my sanity."

Neon Genesis Evangelion by AristocratsOfEvil May 28, 2018

Evangelion 

A anime that somehow makes people afterwards instantly depressed and into cum jokes.

Sam: Oh my god Evangelion is so sad, I am so depressed right now
Tony: Who the fuck cares Sam

Evangelion by theons April 25, 2021

Evangeline 

Evangeline is a outgoing girl who always puts her friends first. She has interest in most things, from Xbox, makeup and drawring,she likes it all! She is a very emotional person but doesn't show it to anyone. She is very shy when you first meet her, but once you gain her trust she will break out and become a funny, amazing person. Evangeline is a must need in any friend group, she will always try her best to cheer you up. Evangeline can sometimes be short-tempered but her friends can always make her smiley again. Always make friends with an Evangeline. Evangeline normally shortens to Evie.

Evangeline is a funny, amazing person

Evangeline by Ruby Miller November 24, 2018

Evangelina 

Evangelina means 'The rose of the desert', it's from an old country song by Hoyt Axton

I can tell that you love her
By the look in your eyes, now.
She's the rose of the desert
In old Mexico
Evangelina, I miss you so
Hoyt Axton 1938 - 1999

Evangelina by Carpet DM February 16, 2021

Evangelina 

A beautiful, smart, outgoing girl. Evangelina is the funniest, caring girl that you'll ever meet. She can get mad at you from time to time but you can never stay mad at her. She is just amazing and cute. Most guys will fall for her and try something with her but she'll deny the fact that someone wants her. Evangelina will usually fall for someone that loves their family.

James: I just fall for Evangelina more and more each day man!

Adam: I know man, she's beautiful and I love talking to her.

Evangelina by xxemleexx February 19, 2015

Neon Genesis Evangelion 

Neon Genesis Evangelion is an interesting anime with an equally interesting history. The director, Hideaki Anno, had clinical depression which got worse after the previous series he worked on didn't get the ratings.
Giant robots had long been a big part of Japanese television. Giant robot shows were cool, fun, and filled with things exploding, which was awesome. Anno, having depression, decided to take this formula and make it depressing, so he could spread depression to everyone. This concept became Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Anno and his team made Eva a unique giant robot show with interesting characters and backstory. They also put in a bunch of religious symbolism and mythological references, quote, "to give the show a more exotic feel." This is producer-speak for "No, they don't mean anything, we just threw those in there because we could."

They burned through most of the budget halfway through the series. Some scenes toward the end consisted mostly of a single frame and nothing happening. With all of their budget gone, Anno threw together some stock footage from earlier episodes and called it a finale. The most coherent part of these episodes was an extended scene that had no relation whatsoever to the rest of the series. I am not making this up.
The fans responded in a calm and collected manner by sending Anno death threats. They told him to make a real ending, one that didn't suck. Anno, probably half crazy by this point, responded by saying "Oh yeah? Fine! I'll make a fucking ending! It'll be an ending about how much you all suck!" And it was. He made End of Evangelion, a movie which, among other things, told the audience in no uncertain terms that they all sucked. All things considered, it was a pretty good movie, although it is confusing the first time around and begins with one character masturbating onto the comatose body of a second character. That's probably the most infamous scene in the series; even the character beating off admits it's fucked up.
After making Evangelion and End of Eva, the entire staff of GAINAXwas depressed. The higher-ups decided to give everyone a break by giving them some money and telling them to "make whatever the fuck series you want." They decided to make something wacky and fun, and so Fooly Cooly was born.
After airing in the US and gaining a wide following in the ten years since its first release, a retelling of the series, titled Rebuild of Evangelion, is currently being made. It will hopefully have a proper ending.

Plotwise, Evangelion is complicated. The main premise is, alien-like beings called Angels are attacking the earth and a group of psychologically disturbed teenagers must pilot giant robots to stop them. The characters are all mentally disturbed in some way or another, and as the series goes on you can see them all slowly break apart under the pressure. Behind the scenes, the organization everyone works for, NERV, is really a shadow government at odds with another shadowy organization, and they have plans that mean the end of the world as we know it. As a whole, the series is a deconstruction of many of the common character archetypes often found in anime and the super robot genre in general.

The series is polarizing, to say the least. Many people praise the symbolism used and the depth of the characters, while others like the complex plotline. On the other hand, many people denounce it for being pretentious, its characters annoying, and its plot confusing. Watch it and find out where you lie.

Person 1: Neon Genesis Evangelion rocks! You should totally watch it.
Person 2: Neon Genesis Evangelion sucks! You should totally skip it.

Neon Genesis Evangelion by Tsochar May 17, 2009