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Euthanize the line 

When the signal on the cellphone gets blurry, the person immediately hangs up.
Felix: So, what did she say?

Erik: I dunno. Gonna call her later because the line went fuzzy. I had to euthanize the line.

euthanized 

euthanized by squidman11 October 19, 2022

Get Themselves Euthanized 

When someone is messing around something they shouldn’t be involved in and they’ll end up hurt in the end. Does not have to be death but can be physical pain, mental pain, or emotional pain.
Those guys over there are messing around in our hood? They better watch themselves before they get themselves euthanized

euthanization 

To kill off elderly people in a peaceful method in order to free up the roads and other public places.
I believe in euthanization, this old man is driving 10 mph under the speed limit!
euthanization by Matt-choo! August 17, 2008

euphanize 

to say something in the nicest way possible
and thereby destroy its meaning
used in the same was as euthanized
Ted (geek): let's go out
Sally: I don't really think that would work
Ben: wow, she really euphanized the crap out of that
euphanize by gothicsamurai1 January 20, 2009

enthanise 

To want to euthanize oneself but not have enough money to go through with the process.
Used commonly among expat Englishmen.

'Euthanasia costs so much these days, I'm really enthanising recently'.

Coined in 2015 in Glen Innes Heights, New Zealand
'Euthanasia costs so much these days, I'm really enthanise(ing) recently'.
enthanise by anfusion April 4, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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