etz 

another word for ugly

person 1 : you’re so etz
person 2: oh..yeah i know

etz by urmom lol April 20, 2020

etz 

A different way to say “it’s”
Usually used in online names.

Someones Xbox gamertag is etzBear or etzGuy.

etz by etzTheGuy May 25, 2022

Etzer

A geometry dash youtuber who is commonly known for his effect levels and loud screaming on twitch. It is said that he is fed moist fishsticks by Zobros on Tuesdays.

He screamed like Etzer, incredibly loud and obnoxious after he died on Call of Duty.

Etzer by F_I_R_E_D June 22, 2016

ETZE IT! 

1.)The art of telling someone to eat your butthole royally, with a spork!

2.) Another way to tell someone to fuck off politely!

3.) An aggressive way to catch fish when they are not biting, with a good yeet of a yank! Must yell yeet yeet while in the process!

Thomas: can you help me check these jobs?

LEROY: ETZE IT!

ETZE IT! by CarolBaskinsABeatch! April 17, 2020

etzesty 

A gay fag who tried to fuck over the agar.io community and dandy.

Luna stop being an etzesty!

etzesty by xxsalamanderxx July 7, 2016

etzion'ed 

when a person attempts to makes a international move in order to prevent an arrest for his participation in the production of child pornography but is caught en route with their pants down.

to cum onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation.

an analogy to shoot yourself in the foot.

Named for an Israeli, David Etzion, fleeing prosecution in America but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. Also, to reportedly have a severe case of Peyronie's disease, a severe curvature of the penis, which was later used to positively identify him in several POV style movies involving minors.

A:David tried to make an Intlmove but totally got etzion'ed when he got caught doing the no pants dance with the ten year old bird next to him.

B: Man, what a fuck up.

Prosecution: The angle of the dangle of David's penis was so great that he jizzed upon himself. Is that correct?

Witness: Yes, minute 4:34 is where David etzion'ed himself in the chest but doesn't even bother to wipe.

etzion'ed by l337haroldramis February 3, 2012

etzell 

The best girl ever!!! Outgoing and funny, her joke always lands. Probably in theater, because with a personality as bright as etzells, you have to be on stage!! So incredibly talented. Like SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED!!! But probably doesn’t believe it. She can act, sing, dance, draw, she can do anything she sets her mind to. She probably has small feet. Loved by everyone, especially her friends and family. Charismatic and friendly. She’s definitely a people person. She’s soo intellectual too!! You cannot go wrong with Etzell !!

Me: I love Etzell!!
Friend 1: Me too!!
Friend 2: she’s so nice!!

etzell by Zila May 2, 2018