etuse 

The act of making claims from a position of absolute ignorance.

Hanan etuses about her tax filing status because she dreams of getting a big refund.

etuse by Umsizi Mbanjwa February 19, 2024

Etude-checker 

(1) A charlatan posing as a trumpet instructor who offers no educational benefit to the student. (2) One who assigns etudes without offering help of how to play them. (3) One who checks off etudes each lesson regardless of the student's progress.

Charlie didn't help me learn how to play the trumpet, he just listened and checked off the etude and assigned another one for next week, since he isn't a real trumpet teacher, but an etude-checker.

Etude-checker by Hosaphone(tm) Headquarters January 20, 2009

Eusebio 

Spanish and Italian form of EUSEBIUS, which is a Latinized form of EUSEBIOS, which derives from Greek ευσεβης (eusebes) meaning "pious". This was the name of several saints.

Saint Eusebios of Venice.

Eusebio by SABOLOCO March 20, 2010

etude 

An étude (a French word meaning study), or study, is an instrumental musical composition, most commonly of considerable difficulty, usually designed to provide practice material for perfecting a particular technical skill.

Claude Debussy's etude (1915) conforms to the "one facet of technique per piece" rule.

etude by Arunabh Das Sharma June 18, 2008

Eusebio 

Full name Eusebio da Silva Ferreira. Born in Mozambique. Kidnapped to Portugal. Became a legend in Soccer.
He scored 638 goals in 614 games for Benfica!
He was the top scorer in the 1966 World Cup with 9 goals!

Eusebio and Pele are nicknamed the Black Diamonds.

Eusebio by Soccerfan123454321 October 23, 2011

Exuses 

When your dumbshit friend doesn’t know how to spell “excuses”

J: Then he comes and unmounts me !

M: Lmao exuses

Exuses by Dubbelyah September 14, 2018

Eusebio 

Extremely sexy man with a huge dick. A guy most girls want.

girl 1: Im dating Eusebio!
girl 2: Luck bitch! He is so fine!

Eusebio by ILuvYhu November 5, 2012