etergin

a male nerd so freaky that they are labeled as an "etergin" for the fact that they are an eternal virgin. constantly plays magic the gathering and has a flip phone and really wants action. sometimes long hair. very socially awkward.

bro did you see Cody today?
ya man he's such an etergin

etergin by demilovato42069 November 12, 2019

emergin 

An emo virgin. Instead of saying two words, combine them into one.

That girl is an emergin. She hates life because she isn't gettin any.

emergin by kiwitiwi33 June 21, 2006

emerging 

Heretical mutation of Christianity that teaches there are no objective truths, and that Christian worship consists of deep breathing exercises and sycretism with pagan and non-Christian religions.

Driscoll used to be emerging, but over the years he has come to his senses.

emerging by Smurf Breath April 7, 2007

emerging turd 

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

emerging turd by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

Emerging Adult 

A very specific life stage that is often overlooked by our society. The time between adolescence and adulthood- somewhere between the ages of 18 and 30 (the end point is debatable). Because of the format of our current society, things like college and the economy force this age group into a state of perpetual adolescence based primarily on a strong dependence on the income of one's parents. This age group tends to live at home (usually in a basement apartment of some sort) and mooch off of family for food and shelter, but are still responsible for many "adult things", like student loans and cell phone payments.

Dr. Timmy is 28 and lives in his parent's garage apartment. What an emerging adult!

Emerging Adult by Jenny Caruso December 5, 2010

emerging 

1) the new wave of post-modern christianity.
2) a church trying to go back to the roots of early christianity in its practices and beliefs.
3) said of the type of organic services practiced in emerging churches
4) people trying to live christianity in its purest form without the cultural baggage of the american christian right.
5) Church for people who hate going to church

1) Wow! That acoustic, candlelit, church service with painting during worship was mad emerging.
2) Man, I'm tired of God being politicized into a certain party. Hey, let's go worship at that emerging church.

emerging by Kimpy April 22, 2008

eterninight 

n. A night when you continually wake up throughout the night, and, though it feels like hours have passed, it is still not morning yet. This often occurs when you have to wake up at a certain time the next morning, and your body keeps waking you up in anticipation.

"I have a 7am flight tomorrow morning, and I'm sure I won't be able to sleep well. Tonight is going to be an eterninight."

eterninight by zwdawg May 5, 2008