Skip to main content

Driscoll 

The act of being a lazy douche bag, over paid and under worked, low level brain capacity, but still insists on using large words far beyond his intelligence such as I Digress. Six generations behind on the evolutionary scale, and may also be seen wearing a 20 year old dirty, dingy Denver Broncos jacket.
That old bastard doesn't do anything at work but sleep under his desk, take 4 lunches, bum cigarettes, and reminisce about the old days, then he still takes credit for all the work, what a Driscoll.
Driscoll mug front
Get the Driscoll mug.
See more merch

Driscoll 

boy or girl- A super intelligent and cute person. She/he is a stellar student and is beautiful. This person will be really successful.
You're like a driscoll because you're smart and pretty!
Driscoll by Paris Geller April 26, 2017

Driscoll 

a fucking savage who is so legit that they need to lock him up
That guy over there is such a driscoll, he's all over your mom right now.
Driscoll by San Jose Lover March 24, 2010

Driscoll 

Someone, usually a white Irish kid who is always either playing video games, or is always on their computer.
Dude, all u do is play PS2. You're such a friggin Driscoll!
Driscoll by Izzle Fizzle April 1, 2007

Driscoll 

1. A sexual position whereby the male forcibly inserts his entire fist into the female and repeats numerously.
That bitch definitely got Driscolled, she hasn't been able to sit for a week.
Driscoll by heeheho56 March 14, 2009

Driscoll 

Child Molester, Creepy, Usually a short slumpy annoying half blind crosseyed paranoid annoying retarted hockey fan that drives a ford escort.
omg..is driscoll here tonite???

Driscoll 

rude head, no say, no rights, worst person in the world
driscoll has no say
Driscoll by know one likes you March 14, 2019