essort 

A hybrid report and essay. Particularly where the lecturers guidance is vague or ambiguous when it comes to how they want you to write.

Student: So the brief says you want a report in the first person with headings, isn't that an essay?

Lecturer: it's your choice to the style you use, make it reflective and weave your experience into the report.

Student: So it's a report?

Lecturer: Not necessarily. More of an essort.

essort by Gman72 January 14, 2022

professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Escort 

Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.

An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.

Guy: I paid for an escort last night for the banquet
Guy 2: A prostitute?
Guy: Nah man. An escort.

Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016

Eskortin 

the person to not respond 'ligma balls' if the question 'What does ligma mean' is said

Person 1: What does ligma mean?
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN

Eskortin by HaxBroLmao123 November 20, 2018

emergency escort 

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.

Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."

emergency escort by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009