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A really hot black man who has a GYAT and a 20 inch cock
Look at Esomchi’s big penis! I can’t resist!
Esomchi by Esomchi March 19, 2023
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Beautiful town in Surrey 16 miles from London with parks, a theatre and great shops and restaurants.
Epsom is pretty cool.
Epsom by .l April 24, 2014

eskomillan

1)To hang out with friends or by oneself; to chill like a villan.
"What are you doing right now?" asked Jordan.
"I'm just eskomillan." replied Chris.
eskomillan by cnel March 19, 2007

Ass-essment 

The act of a person checking out another person's tail/butt/behind or ass
While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.
Ass-essment by sillyboi February 27, 2019
Pleasing To The Eye; Attractive.
Me: She's eesome. ;)
Crew: Word, She is pretty eesome.
Eesome by JerseySchwag December 14, 2011

Essophysics 

Essophysics is the physical manifestation of a concept and their impact on reality by merely existing. Like death for instance: it causes that which is biotic to loose their biotic classification (by varying means) just by existing, and the essophysical version of said concept of death would be its abstract yet physical manifestation/conceptualization, often times which is too difficult to physically describe due to its conceptual nature.

The idea of essophysics is nearly solely existing within the SCP universe.
Friend 1: "Man, death is a really hard concept to think about from a conceptual point of view."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I'd like to take a class in essophysics to try to think of it in a more physical, understandable way."
Essophysics by Daemon2266 July 8, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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