Epsom 

Beautiful town in Surrey 16 miles from London with parks, a theatre and great shops and restaurants.

Epsom is pretty cool.

Epsom by .l April 24, 2014

Epsom College 

School fees more expensive than your house, it is the home to the posh cunts of England, with a sprinkle of Asians to boost grades and rugby players with less brain cells than a headless chicken. Known for their Laddish behaviour and huge houses.

Did you see that Epsom College boy, he’s leng but probably fucked all my friends

Epsom College by Killer whale kerz November 15, 2020

Epsom College 

Epsom College is the common name for Professor Xavier's mansion. It is the base of operations and training site of the X-Men and the location of a school for mutant teenagers, the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, formerly Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. It is also the worldwide headquarters of the X-Corporation. It is located in the very clandestine region of Surrey, South-East England. The school's motto is "mutatis mutandis."

In the middle of the quad is the Phoenix Memorial Statue, dedicated to the memory of Jean Grey. Notable rooms include the Danger Room, Sixth form Centre and a room containing Cerebro.

The Headmasters Office of Cyclops and Stevey B is on the top floor. Wilson Pitch is a popular hang-out. Directly below Wilson Pitch is the hangar, which houses many transportation vehicles, as well as aircraft such as the X-Men Blackbird.

I used to attend Epsom College for my education, now I've joined the teaching staff of the common room and become one of the X-Men

Epsom College by DerekMahatijr June 12, 2009

epsom salt 

Multi purpose salt that is used commonly as an internal laxative. Can be used to added bathing for soothing of sprains, aches and stings. Another common use is also for fertilization. Magnesium sulfate USP is the active ingrediant. Use of this with other prescribed drugs should be consulted with doctor etc.

good: sprained ankle; hot water in a bucket and add epsom salt
bad: if pregnant and planning of internal use (consult doctor)

epsom salt by Killian Ryan July 29, 2005

epsom summersaults 

If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.

Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison

1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally

Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)

epsom summersaults by 10secondspecial December 12, 2008

Epsom Ballaz 

Epsom Ballaz are a team of peeps who join forces every summer or when ever the weather is good to take on punk bitch who think they know how to play street stlye basketball.

PUNK BITCH WANNABE BALLA: look ma', i'm playin basketball... ow shit here comes AJ Karl Rayner Rich Luke Jeff and Foster
MUM: their not ppl son their EPSOM BALLAZ run before their mad handles make u look stupid !!!

Epsom Ballaz by AJ March 30, 2005

Epsom salt 

Health and Wellness Uses:

Muscle Relaxation:

Stress Reduction:

Constipation Relief:

Beauty and Personal Care:

Skin Care: Epsom salt can be used as an exfoliant to remove dead skin cells, promoting smoother skin. Mixing Epsom salt with a carrier oil, such as coconut or olive oil, creates a scrub that can be gently massaged onto the skin.

Hair Care: Incorporating Epsom salt into hair treatments may help remove excess oil and product buildup from the scalp, contributing to healthier hair. Dissolving Epsom salt in water and using it as a hair mask is a common method.

Gardening Applications:

Soil Amendment: Epsom salt is sometimes used in gardening to address magnesium deficiencies in soil, which can affect plant health. It is believed to enhance nutrient uptake, improve seed germination, and promote vigorous growth. However, it's important to conduct a soil test before application, as excessive magnesium can harm plants and reduce calcium uptake.

Culinary Use:

Food Preparation: While Epsom salt is chemically classified as a salt, it is

You growing like Epsom salt 🤣

Epsom salt by 710sir April 5, 2025