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Esoterology 

Esoterology is the study of esoterics, esoterology seeks on the study of esoterics by different methods and means, seeking on the understanding of esoterics by different points and views. Esoterology is considered as a part of spiritual sciences and it often seeks on the development of other spiritual sciences in order to help its development, such as deistology, deistography, spiritology, spiritualicism, extraphysics, psychoextraphysics, psychodeistology, parapsychology, divinology and occultistology.
"Esoterology is an interesting field inside spiritual sciences, if not, that's one of the main reasons that spiritual sciences are being developed and well studied nowadays."
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esoterology 

knowledge of the abstruse; abstruse knowledge.
The initiates have esoterology of the religious rituals.
esoterology by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

Reverse Emoteology 

When someone either puts an emoticon for laughter, or says 'haha' 'lol' etc, but doesn't ACTUALLY laugh or find something funny.
Reverse emoteology:

Person 1: *joke*

Person 2: Hahaha
(But looks like this on webcam > -.-)

Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.
And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.
Lotus-Eaterology by ra ramses April 18, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026