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Esoterology 

Esoterology is the study of esoterics, esoterology seeks on the study of esoterics by different methods and means, seeking on the understanding of esoterics by different points and views. Esoterology is considered as a part of spiritual sciences and it often seeks on the development of other spiritual sciences in order to help its development, such as deistology, deistography, spiritology, spiritualicism, extraphysics, psychoextraphysics, psychodeistology, parapsychology, divinology and occultistology.
"Esoterology is an interesting field inside spiritual sciences, if not, that's one of the main reasons that spiritual sciences are being developed and well studied nowadays."
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esoterology 

knowledge of the abstruse; abstruse knowledge.
The initiates have esoterology of the religious rituals.
esoterology by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

Reverse Emoteology 

When someone either puts an emoticon for laughter, or says 'haha' 'lol' etc, but doesn't ACTUALLY laugh or find something funny.
Reverse emoteology:

Person 1: *joke*

Person 2: Hahaha
(But looks like this on webcam > -.-)

Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.
And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.
Lotus-Eaterology by ra ramses April 18, 2018
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