espock 

Committing an act worst then epic failure its self

JewFro:Yo man man quit being an Espock
Nig:No YOU

espock by jewFros MOM June 23, 2008

esrock 

the coolest surname in the world. you have to be one to know one....

(Y)ES ROCK on, baby!!!!

Everyone thought I was the coolest kid at the party, they said i was sooooooo esrock!

esrock by the youngest gal October 15, 2006

Esock 

v-An elaborate and swift kick to the gooch.

n-The Feeling you get when you draw the "Plum King" in Candy Land when you are so fucking close to winning.

"Dude, Jimmy got esocked last night. He almost went into a coma!"

Cornelius felt so esock when he punched a hole in the wall

Esock by Mr. Pennyapple March 5, 2011

Esock 

Coolest motha fucka alive. Great in bed, very attractive, and funny. Esocks are musicaly and artisticly talented.

Wow that guy is such an Esock

I wish i was an Esock

Did you see Esock last night? No? Damn.

Esock by Sexy Beastman May 4, 2009

esockaaa 

olivia quillin the master of all fat boys

wow esockaaa does such a good job with those fat boys

esockaaa by esockaaa March 21, 2010

Espookie 

A Hispanic mother trying to say "Ghosted"

"Your brother got Espookied!"

"Oh no, I got Espookied by my date!"

Espookie by I.Like.Arson September 1, 2021

Esponkered 

To be absolutely exploded

Holy moley! He just got esponkered!!

Esponkered by NOTCherrymations July 3, 2023