eskobar

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Crazy motherfucker that always seems to fall assbackwards into money and pussy. I hate that motherfucker, he doesnt do shit and is treated like a god.

Fuck you ted.

Fuck Eskobar, that clown aint shit.

eskobar by Jude April 6, 2005

Words you can keep

escobar season

Escobar season, often reffered to by many rappers, is described as a time of lawlessness, and an overall rule by gangsters as opposed to the law.

Escobar season has returned.....

escobar season by P_FAD July 12, 2006

Pablo Escobar

Columbian Drug Kingpin, became a billionaire in the 1980's by selling Cocaine. Cultivated a Robin Hood image by donating generously to the Columbian poor, but mostly known as the richest drug dealer to ever have lived. When US. special forces, navy seals and the Columbian army moved on him, he was killed in the Largest man hunt in history, after evading the armed forces for years.

I'm wanted like Pablo Escobar

Pablo Escobar by veracity September 28, 2005

Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast

They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.

Pablo Escobar by kyle April 4, 2005

Isabella Escobar

A BIG RAT ROACH COCKROACH NO LIFE BULLY

me: Isabella Escobar is such a rat omg she is 3 brain cells

Isabella Escobar by everysinglepersonever123 April 11, 2019

PabLOAD Escobar

The act of taking a mirror off the wall, blowing your load on it in a line, and having your girlfriend snort it off like a coke addict.

I nutted some fat lines onto a mirror and she performed the Pabload Escobar so quickly that it's like she was fiending for it.

PabLOAD Escobar by aj_in_pitt December 9, 2010

the greg escobar

when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.

After I did the Greg Escobar to that girl, she was very impressed.

the greg escobar by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026