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The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.
Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.
esche by Dewey June 16, 2004
an ice hockey goalie prone to giving out juicy rebounds, and whiffing on wrist shots from 30 feet out.
that goalie is a sieve, what an esche!
esche by verve_nb June 5, 2004

eschatonphobia 

1. fear of the end of all things
2. fear of Eschaton ('last thing')
3. fear of the 'last days'
4. fear of the 'end times'
5. fear of the 'end of the world'
Doctor: "You have any phobias?"
Client: "Um, eschatonphobia - fear of the end of all things"
eschatonphobia by timlight July 6, 2009

Eichenhofer Money 

When you have so much money that the national debt ceiling looks like chump change compared to your bank account.
"I was only able to afford 3 yachts and 15 lambos. I feel like a broke bitch... I need that Eichenhofer money...
Esther is always a shy person at first, but once she gets to know you, she is the sweetest person on Earth. She is in a lot of gifted and honors classes, but doesn't necessarily enjoy school. She can be a real rebel when she wants to be, but in her good moods she is very quiet and thoughtful. Nobody likes to make fun of Esther because she is just her, and people know who they are talking about when she is mentioned. People refer to her as "the smart one" or "the shy one" or "the pretty one". She is also very encouraging and loves to give advice to people and help everyone with their problems. Once you start knowing Esther, you won't want to go back. She is a real friend and in most cases, a loyal girlfriend.
Girl: Did you see Esther today? I loved her shirt.
Boy: Isn't she the super smart and shy one?
Girl: That's her! She's so sweet and so pretty!
Esther by trustchainers October 15, 2013

Eichenberger 

wow you're an Eichenberger? You're awesome!
Eichenberger by kingofburgers April 7, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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