|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.
That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.
After the accident i decided to put an Escalade grill on my ride. Now I might able to fool some ladies that I got the real thing, but it's really an Escahoe.