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escambia 

Escambia is a strong woman who cares about people
escambia by escambia McLean January 5, 2017
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Escambia County 

The most dangerous county in North West Florida. There more "ghettos" and guns in Pensacola than any other city in NWFL.
Come to Escambia County and thats it pussy ass fuck ass green ass nigga. You will get murked

Escambia High School 

A high school located in an urban area near the center of Pensacola ,Florida. Rife with idiots, worthless delinquents, and professional miscreants (not generally the more intelligent type either.) Often subject to misallocation of funds, overly expensive lunches/ al-a-carte, a lack of basic sanitary requirements (e.g. soap, toilet paper, paper towels, etc), and general poor management by a maladroit staff. Though not the worst place in Escambia County to go to school, it is far from acceptable.

It is also noteworthy for its mascot riots, which took place after the school went through desegregation in 1969. The riots commenced in 1972 and went on throughout the next year. Black students rioted over the mascot, which was a "rebel" at that time. The official school song was Dixie and the Confederate flag was often flown at school events. Needless to say, this offended some people, and offended more when they were illegalized for use in schools by a U.S. district court. Several people were shot in the chaos, and many demonstrations (some of them violent) occured.

In conclusion, Escambia is indubitably a shitty high school, full of angsty, underpaid staff members, and juvenile delinquents.



Dude, you go to Escambia High School and dont smoke weed, steal from people, get in fights on a regular basis, or otherwise engage in unscrupulous or criminal activity?

You must be part of the special education program.

Escambia county 

A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you dont act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).

And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
Escambia county by anonymous February 7, 2023

Escambia High 

A shitty ass school that is equivalent to the hood
Have you heard about the people....*whisper*Escambia High*whisper*?
Escambia High by Sellihca October 15, 2018

Escambia county 

A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you dont act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).

And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
Escambia county by anonymous February 7, 2023

Escabiar 

Tomar bebidas alcohólicas. Palabra lunfarda argentina
Vamos a escabiar toda la noche
Escabiar by omiteo January 19, 2015
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