erdite 

The act of one species giving birth to another

Child: "Mommy, why is koala coming out of the elephants vagina?"
Mother: "Because the elephant is having an erdite."

erdite by Dr. McHergleshmire February 6, 2010

I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense 

A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.

Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense by AstralDivinity December 11, 2020

Spongebob edited 

Spongebob Squarepants or any general cartoon that has been edited with swear words, usually from songs containing vulgar adult language in an attempt at humor or to make the episode more funny. Spongebob edits can be found on youtube.com

Spongebob edited:
Spongebob: Come on squidward, just try a krabby patty!

Squidward: Try one of those radioactive *TITTIES* you call food? Next I suppose you want me to *FUCK* Patrick... *REALLY HARD!*

Spongebob: But it's good for you.

Squidward: GOOD FOR YOU? That thing is a heart attack on a "PIECE OF SHIT!*

Spongebob edited by yuriogy1 August 7, 2009

erudite 

knowing alot of shit in one subject. well-learned

The hooker was erudite in subjects such as sex and drugs.

erudite by rebecca July 9, 2004

SEM - Selective Edited Memory 

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.

Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

SEM - Selective Edited Memory by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010

Movie edited for television

Lame, Stupid, Waste of good films. Major 'pet peeve' amongst many people throughout the known world.

"I'm tired of these mother-loving snakes on this mother-loving plane!!!!" - Movie edited for television

see also Censorship

Movie edited for television by Nephilimaura February 4, 2010

Erudite Infantry 

The infantry that is apart of the Master Mango's army characterized by having great knowledge and insight.

They go about the world with the Erudite Military keeping the world protected from stupid people, stupid things, and everything that is stupid. Elminating them, rehabilitation some of them, and saving the world from all stupidity

Guy 1: So I was thinking about going to oversea's places like canada

Guy 2: Are you sure about what you just said?

Guy 1: Yeah why wouldn't I be?

*Gun shot*
*Guy 1 lieing on ground with brain matter leaking out*

Guy 2: Well he shouldn't of been so sure of his statement. One of the Erudite Infantry's Snipers must of gotten him.

Erudite Infantry by Mangocruz May 11, 2010