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R. Lee Ermey

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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A fat and lazy english man who drinks too much tea. He is good at FPS games and has a "smokin' hot" mum.
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R. Lee Ermey

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010
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Another euphemistic mispronunciation of "asshole". Cf. the use of icehole by the character Roman Moronie in the movie Johnny Dangerously.
He's such a fargin erse-hurl.
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Ereyesterday, We went to the beach for sun tan.
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R. Lee Ermey

He was a real Drill Sargent in the Marines. That is how he played the part so well. Imagine how he treated the little pukes in the real world. Oh the things that he didnt show in the movie. Sucks to be them. Full Metal Jacket, best movie of all time!
R. Lee Ermey is a real life bad ass
by elunchmeat August 14, 2006
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