Essey 

A stud chad

Damn look at that nigga Essey go, I wish I was him

Essey by Rinoxxt June 28, 2021

essey 

1. to feel satisfied or happy

2. to get relieved of anxeity

Emmama Workitu, looking at her son, said "essey, endih new enji lij malet, min yemeselechiwun qonjo lij ametalign"

essey by Worku August 17, 2004

Essey 

Everything bad, specifically in an annoying way.

Anna- “oh my god I’m so quirky and different because I like sports!”
Emma- “Anna is so essey I cant stand her!”

Essey by br1tney spears April 9, 2022

Essynce 

The most kindness and beautiful girl u will even me she is a person you can talk to and will always be there for u and has a lit sprit but will treat people how the treat her . And she is fine asf and all the boys want her

Man, Essynce is the finest girl ever and she deserves a gentleman

Essynce by Unknown names May 18, 2018

Extended Essay 

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.

Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...

Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009

TOK essay 

An essay for the philosophy course that is a prerequisite for the IB program. Dealing with topics that have no answer, the student must complete this impossible task if they want to receive the all hailed by students and ignored by college prise of the IB diploma.

Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:

"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."

TOK essay by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009

Sam Elsey

A fat and lazy english man who drinks too much tea. He is good at FPS games and has a "smokin' hot" mum.

Sam Elsey is a chubster

Sam Elsey by Fluffyyakult November 24, 2016