erkang

man, big shlong HUMONGUS, big tiddy, ogre, MUST SUCK HIM OFF WHEN ASKED TO. HOT, SMASH

Person 1: "Whos your friend?"
Person 2:"Thats erkang."
erkang:"suck my dick"
Person 1 and 2 procced to strip off all their clothes and get on their knees obeying his order

by Terri the slayer April 13, 2023

The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.

My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.

by Stubby the monkey teaser January 1, 2017

erking

When someone or something is really on your nerves.

Dale is really erking my nerves at the moment.

by Omega2423 July 15, 2016

Erlanger

The act of people combining both their snot and ejaculate to use as lubrication.

Well, If all else fails you can always pull the Erlanger on her. KY jelly is too expensive anyways.

by Whiteboy502 July 12, 2020

Erlangga

the most handsome existence in the whole universe.

look at him, he is so erlangga

by apolloprophecy November 9, 2018

erkantos

Retarded Lotro player who prides himself in playing easy roles and getting carried in raids. Erkantos's are arrogant and selfish players who are willing to hire semi decent hunters to get into high tier raids.

Gosh that captain player is such an erkantos

by WhosYourDaddy15551 November 8, 2021

Erkan

1. A male sex god known to evoke erotic fantasies in women with his charm and good looks.
2. The epitomy of male perfection. Every girl desires an Erkan and will attempt to steal your Erkan if you're lucky enough to have one, and all men strive to be an Erkan.

Yo bitch, off my Erkan! That one's mine. Go find your own.

Damn dude, I wish I was an Erkan. Did you see all the chicks that guy gets? He's like the Pied Piper of bitches.

by sarabombness March 9, 2009