epidermes 

the sexiest part of the body. commonly mistaken for love handles, the epidermes is situated on the waist just above the hip. it is located on the sides of a person.

"damn, marci has a sexy epidermes"
"her epidermes was so soft, it got me horny"
"just looking at that epidermes makes me shiver"

epidermes by charlotteeeee June 1, 2007

Epidermis Party 

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.

Epidermis Party by ThePope711 April 21, 2011

Epidermal Saturation 

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

epidermis 

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!

epidermis by amado February 13, 2005

epiceriest 

the most epic

you’re the epiceriest

epiceriest by noreturns May 18, 2022

epidermis 

A word meaning "skin"
But many people take it the wrong way and look at their trousers....

"OH MY GOD, your epidermis is showing, cover it up now"
(Looks down at trousers)
"What???"

epidermis by R,L,L,J May 13, 2005

Epidermal Gapia 

That gap of skin between your pants and sock

Person 1: damn these pants are too short, my Epidermal Gapia is showing

Epidermal Gapia by Human Microwave April 10, 2021