epidermus

The technical term for skin.

person 1: what is the body’s largest organ?

person 2: the epidermus!

by unmorganized June 15, 2022

Epidermis Party

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.

by ThePope711 April 21, 2011

Epidermal Saturation

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

epidermis

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!

by amado February 13, 2005

epidermis

A word meaning "skin"
But many people take it the wrong way and look at their trousers....

"OH MY GOD, your epidermis is showing, cover it up now"
(Looks down at trousers)
"What???"

by R,L,L,J May 13, 2005

Epidermal Gapia

That gap of skin between your pants and sock

Person 1: damn these pants are too short, my Epidermal Gapia is showing

by Human Microwave April 10, 2021

Epidermis

The outer layer of your skin. Despite widespread belief, it is <i>not</i> part of a joke which would cause hilarity to thoroughly ensue.

Yes, my epidermis is showing, I know what epidermis means. Fuck you.

by iGoleh August 17, 2008