ephratah

the coolest person on earth . she’s funny ash and has no filter sometimes but she is a great friend. she’s stubborn ash too. but she’s a simple girl just kidding she not 😭

“damn i will kill to have your mom in my bed” “ephratah what’s ur addy?” “i’m tryna see what ur moms up too”

ephratah by ephratahissofuckingcoolbro November 24, 2021

Ephrata 

The most beautiful girl ever. She will always argue with people that say she's pretty, and is extremely stubborn. She has great taste in music and will always be self conscious about her weight, whether or not she should be. She's really smart, and freaking hilarious. She tends to fall for guys that are nowhere near good enough for her. She always keeps a smile on her face, even when she has every right to break down. But those her know her good enough will see that smile falter when she gets tired of putting up an act.

Ephrata, just accept the fact that you're not fat and you're freaking gorgeous and stop arguing with me.

Fine... *few seconds later* But you're wrong.

Ephrata by Kidozhundk November 19, 2018

Ephrata highschool 

The ultimate drug capital of all schools. If you know a drug dealer he goes to this school.

You go to ephrata highschool? Well have fun with the shitty teachers and the mango juul pod smelling bathrooms

Ephrata highschool by Bootychompa December 7, 2021

Ephrata, Wa 

A small village in the middle of a desert in Washington. It is about an hour and half away from Ellensburg and 5 hours away from civilization and any signs of life. Literally the butthole of Washington. Ephrata is where dreams go to die.

Uncivilized scum: I'm from Ephrata, Wa
Normal person: where??

Ephrata, Wa by BethInPhoto January 5, 2018

Ephrata 

A small city of about 20,000 people located in Northern Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. This town is centrally located being only 15 minutes from both Lancaster city and Reading, PA. It is a 45 minute drive from both Philly and Harrisburg. And only an hour and a half from Baltimore.

This town is most well known for it's massive flea market(open only on Fridays), It's yearly street fair, and the 24 hour diner & truckstop located along Route 322 on the outskirts of the east side of town (A great place for tourist or passers thru to purchase hookers and crack- cocaine).

"I went to Ephrata to buy some counterfeit Nike's from the Friday flea market, and afterwards I hired a cheap prostitute at the 24 hour truckstop."

Ephrata by crack cat May 27, 2009

Ephrath

She's someone that wants to be treated as an older sister. Although stubborn, she can be quite nice when you catch her in a good mood. She will act like a baby toward you if she's comfortable. She's impossible to please. If you don't do what she says, she will let you know. If you do what she says, she will tell you you need to man up and make a decision. You're life is a roller coaster if she's in your life. You will get all the thrill.

Wanna go to six flags? Let's go on the ephrath roller coaster.

Ephrath by echow93 November 22, 2021

ephrata cloister 

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

ephrata cloister by Biatch Please September 11, 2016