BethInPhoto's definitions

Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.

Stop being such a Jessica.

by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025

Ephrata, Wa

A small village in the middle of a desert in Washington. It is about an hour and half away from Ellensburg and 5 hours away from civilization and any signs of life. Literally the butthole of Washington. Ephrata is where dreams go to die.

Uncivilized scum: I'm from Ephrata, Wa
Normal person: where??

by BethInPhoto January 5, 2018

Kalhea

A witchy, bitchy goddess with eyelashes for days. Might hex you, might bless you — depends on her mood and the moon phase. Cross her at your own risk; she can roast you with a look and curse you with a blink.

Don’t mess with her — she’s a total Kalhea

by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025