epathetic 

Not caring; opposite of apathetic; a somewhat emo feeling.

im a ninja84:my boyfriend just french kissed me!!!:D

daniel 10188:i dont give a crap.

im a ninja84:omg ur sooo epathetic!

epathetic by oh em gee im a ninja February 1, 2009

Gender Apathetic 

A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.

Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!

Gender Apathetic by GoodBi August 3, 2020

pathetic 

A word defining complete pity and sadness, a maximum state of misery. Something that is weaker than it should and could be, something poor in existence.(1)

Also commonly being used at immature and exaggerated deeds.(2)

(1)You never worked any hard, always taking, never giving, nor deserving, and now you dare to beg me in tears for money...
You are pathetic.

(2)My classmate which I invited yesterday stole my 6 year old brother's favorite toy.

pathetic by Proch February 20, 2011

Empathetic Prostate 

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Empathetic Bowel Movement by quagblar December 8, 2013

Apathetic Pessimism 

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.

1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.

Apathetic Pessimism by kamel_reds February 14, 2009

PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) 

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.

Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.

PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) by princessetamtam April 29, 2009