by kamel_reds May 08, 2015
n. The ungodly sour wind that comes out of a girls vagina after taking too much cock in her lifetime.
Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Lonewolf688: How was your date?
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
by kamel_reds February 27, 2009
(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.
(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.
(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.
(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!
2.)... you have an idea.
3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!
2.)... you have an idea.
3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
by kamel_reds February 14, 2009
Douche Bagged
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
by kamel_reds December 12, 2009
"free pizza"
It is the act of copulating, sex, bumping ugly's, or something along the lines of that.
It is the act of copulating, sex, bumping ugly's, or something along the lines of that.
mike: Hey danica, lets go to my house, and get some free pizza!
danica: FREE PIZZA! ALRIGHT! I love pizza!
mike: Your a fuckin' dip! (dip shit) nvm I guess im just going to have to teabag you.
me and my girlfriend are constantly having free pizza.
danica: FREE PIZZA! ALRIGHT! I love pizza!
mike: Your a fuckin' dip! (dip shit) nvm I guess im just going to have to teabag you.
me and my girlfriend are constantly having free pizza.
by kamel_reds March 26, 2008
Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
by kamel_reds March 26, 2008