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Toast/Envelope Method 

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
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An Enjel is caring and sexy. If you can find an Enjel that is 5’6, tan, and really fit, you have hit the jackpot. Enjel is the name of someone who is talented, has a great sense of humor, amazing personality, and has great looks. An Enjel is an irreplaceable person that is always there for his friends.
Look at that guy over there working out... he is such an Enjel.
Enjel by kimjongjordan January 5, 2021

brown envelope

A euphemism for a bribe (UK).
Politicians don't do jack unless they get their brown envelopes!
brown envelope by KMorgan April 3, 2015

Enola Gay 

On the 6th of August 1945, 8.15 a.m. in the morning, a Boeing B-29 Superfortress codenamed “Enola Gay” dropped on 50 kilo ton atomic bomb over the Japanese city of Hiroshima. Becoming the first plane to drop an atomic bomb. The pilot of the “Enola Gay” is General Paul Tibbets, leader of the 509th Composite Group. The “Enola Gay” today is located at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Centre.
Guy 1: Which plane dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima?
Guy 2: The Enola Gay did.
Enola Gay by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 29, 2020
Enkela is a smart,funny and from certain points a weird person. Is into fandoms and knows a lot about what's going on out there. She is gorgeous and beautiful loved by many
"Did you see enkela?"
"Yeah she was amazing my best friend"
enkela by Annikaa December 29, 2016

Pimp Envelope 

A mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. Usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice.
After she swallowed too much pimp juice R Kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.
Pimp Envelope by Lil' Wang August 22, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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