enginuity

Clever creativity with engines.

On his YouTube channel, Ron Pratt and his father drive their Polaris 4X4 deep into the woods to retrieve a stuck rental-van. Ron's father uses a combination of the side-by-side's electric winch and simultaneously revving the quad's motor to spin the alternator faster and thus create more pulling-capacity for the winch --- that's real enginuity.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Stoner Enginuity

To build something while you are stoned. Usually a bong from useless materials.

Man, use your stoner enginuity to fix that shit

by D-Ran May 25, 2006

Edgenuity

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.

"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

by just a tortured student February 6, 2019

Edgenuity

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.

"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."

by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020

edgenuity

The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.

"Do these Edgenuity lessons for homework."

"FUCKING GOD DAMN IT."

by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018

edgenuity

hell disguised as a website for school.

you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Edgenuity

A summer school online program founded by a bullshit loser and used in many places where they actually want you to fail, like in kearny high school

"Can you believe it? I stayed up the entire night to finish my Edgenuity work and they made me fail the course!"

by Cosmo(CV) July 31, 2018