by Johnathon Matthews March 18, 2011
A city where legit everyone is Asian, or wannabe Asians. Nothing happens there except for car accidents and robberies at Markville Mall. Many children feel excluded in public schools because all the Asian kids start up their own gang and exclude any other coloured children. There is nothing to do, there is a bunch of community centres yet there are only dumbass aquafit lessons, and dumbass dodgeball clubs. Not to be rude but if you are not Asian in Markham at a nail salon it is 99.99% guaranteed that the nail salon ladies are talking shit about you :)
by wanna play just dance February 24, 2019
A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.
Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
by Stupid-defs February 02, 2009
When a job or task is given to someone and gets completed in a very short time frame but with many hiccups and issues on the way.
Nick: "I've finished the server migration project!"
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
by greasysixtynine December 06, 2021
The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
by samster 123 September 03, 2005
by Gagglegoo June 03, 2007
A large town just north of Toronto, Ontario where the Champions Club (a large, sports-oriented gang) runs the streets. This group of young men has recently moved on to bigger and better things, leaving Markham's streets a cold and desolate place.
by Waltoon October 31, 2005