empeer 

Male archetype that a woman falls for everytime based on her unconscious/subconscious pshycological choice in men that she feels safe, comforted and attracted to.

Friend A: did you see muso be blindly attracted to that random Lanka nerdy dude despite her claiming she has a husband?

Friend B: yeah, he is probably her empeer, don't judge her for going after her type.

empeer by Musoterica April 13, 2022

Empeer 

A male archetype that a woman is attracted to over and over again.

It can differ for every woman but it stays the same for an individual. The archetype can be based on a person's pshycological patterns, familiar paternal figures in her family that represent love, safety, comfort and the past. The archetype need not be a healthy match, rather it's an unconscious pattern she falls into based on her early childhood or teenage experiences with the opposite gender. In short, a girl's "type".

This can apply to men too.

Cowboy2020: Hey, did you see muso fall for that lanky musician nerdy dude?

Kusmo: yeah, that guy is probably her empeer. Don't be too harsh on her, she's got a type.

Empeer by Musoterica April 13, 2022

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Empherenia

(Ehm-fuh-ree-knee-ah)

A word describing the act of not wanting to go to sleep, but also not aspiring to do anything else, thus not having a reason to stay awake. Especially common at night.

Near midnight, I was lying on my bed in a state of Empherenia.

Empherenia by JohnSorano67 October 13, 2020

The emperor wears no clothes 

"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen

When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.

It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.

The emperor wears no clothes by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013

Emperor Pig 

The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.

Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"

Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"

Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"

Emperor Pig by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007

Emperor Palpatine 

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"

Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.

Emperor Palpatine by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010