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(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
emosexual by Brian H January 22, 2005
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An expression used when something is so AWESOME, it can only be described as EMOSEWA.
It's spelled backwards to show it's twice as awesome as normal.
Lanie: How's your taco?
Mateo: It's Emosewa, the best I've ever had.
Emosewa by GoldStarGrl August 4, 2011
Adj.
Inspiring awe
Expressing awe
Slang. Remarkable; outstanding
: an emosewa thunderstorm.
: stood in emosewa silence before the ancient ruins.
: “a totally emosewa arcade game” (Los Angeles Times).
emosewa by Fnar April 15, 2005
Anguish or regret arising from repentance for having sent a mistaken or offensive electronic mail message.
I hit the "send" button and was immediately consumed with feelings of emorse.
emorse by David Paltiel December 12, 2008
A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.
Jayleen is starting to act like an Emoser.
Emoser by Jerickson March 12, 2009
one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.
I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.
emosexual by LaDeeDa6 December 28, 2005