Emoser

A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.

Jayleen is starting to act like an Emoser.

Emoser by Jerickson March 12, 2009

emoser

Emo poser. Someone who is so sad that they can't even manage true emodom.

LL: Rachel is such an emoser.
LLL: Yeah seriously! She even copied that other emo bitch's haircut. How sad.

emoser by Lana Banana June 22, 2005

emoser

An emo poseur.

"Hey, look at that idiot wanting to look emo. SUCH AN EMOSER!"

emoser by Kam Atayan July 4, 2009

Emoner 

An emotional boner. Being on such an emotional high that one gets a boner despite a lack of physical activity.

Jennie couldn't help describing her love for John, causing an immediate emoner.

Emoner by Fas109er September 8, 2013

Emoer 

More emo

Shelia is emo, but Mark is far emoer

Emoer by Qwertylove August 17, 2008

emosexual

(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.

"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"

emosexual by Brian H January 22, 2005

Egoserf

A person who is a slave to their egos, i.e. someone who is constantly checking Google for references to themselves. A derivative of the verb "to ego surf"

Hey, look, I found another interesting anecdote about my blog online!

Feh ... you're such an egoserf.

Egoserf by OregonBluejay April 18, 2008