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emoise
Emoise to get moist immediately
Eloise
Eloise is a kind,beautiful and caring girl. She is shy but brave at the same time. Eloise loves to spend time with her closest friends and cares for them more than anything else. She is sometimes misunderstood and this fustrates her. Overall, Eloise loves every living creature and tries her best in everything she does.
Eloise cares.
Eloise by Love life forever November 10, 2018
Eloise
She’s nice but has an attitude. She’s not afraid to speak her mind, but only to her friends. She’s pretty and talkative and her sarcasm is a favorite. Usually very awkward in a crowd but is very kind and loyal. She’s super athletic, everything is a competition. She’s also very creative and loves to sing
Eloise
Eloise is a very gorgeous girl inside and out. She is extremely smart and usually gets good grades. She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it. Eloise is easy to get along with. Her funny personality and charismatic voice make her the perfect best friend. Eloise can be considered a hipster. She cares deeply for the environment and has a vintage-type clothing style. She mainly has male friends but that’s because she is very drama free. Sometimes she finds it hard to get along with girls but she has a few good girl friends. Overall, Eloise is a stunning girl. She is liked by all of her peers and some people dream of being like her.
Person 1:Woah, who’s that?
Person 2: That’s Eloise. She is literally perfect.
Person 1: omg wow! I bet she’s awesome.
Person 2: That’s Eloise. She is literally perfect.
Person 1: omg wow! I bet she’s awesome.
Eloise by Legend boy November 6, 2019
Eloise
The most perfect creature on earth. She's so perfect everyone looks at her and immediately falls on their knees for her. She's literally so hot it shouldn't be possible. She makes the sun look cold in comparison. Eloise is the kind of girl you're glad you know. She's super smart, funny, nice, and just perfect. if you look up the definition of perfect in the dictionary "Eloise" will come up. She's just that perfect.
boy 1: "Eloise is so hot I wish I could date her"
boy 2: "Yea, but we'll never get the chance, she just too perfect."
boy 2: "Yea, but we'll never get the chance, she just too perfect."
Eloise by Whydoidothiseverytime January 26, 2023
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