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Emodynamics
A Xavierian school of philosophy that defines joy and good fortune as finite, outlining a zero-sum relationship between those that are happy and those that are not. Emodynamisists advocate hermitism and living in a state of emotive neutrality, martyrizing their own happiness in the belief doing so will directly benefit others. They are quick to label perceived excess and inequity as hegemonic, greedy, and egocentric.
1: Xavier: Renegade Angel really opened my eyes to the truths of emodynamics.
2: Learning about emodynamics was like my mind getting smashed in the balls
2: Learning about emodynamics was like my mind getting smashed in the balls
Emodynamics by TK0_buba October 23, 2017
emidia
Emidia is a drop dead gorgeous woman that will always be by your side no matter what. She will always put family first and keep everyone safe as much as possible. She will never let you down and constily be worried about the people she loves the most.An Emidia falls in love easily so don’t mess with their feelings. Their one of the most hard working people out and any obstacle thrown at her, they will also go around it. Caring for people is one of their strong suit which would make them a wonderful mother. Love her, respect her, and care for her and she will do the same in return.
emold
1. what an emo kid becomes when he/she gets old
2. spam e-mail and other unwanted e-mails that build up in your inbox
2. spam e-mail and other unwanted e-mails that build up in your inbox
emordnilap
It makes sense that it helps to eat desserts when you're stressed, because "stressed" is an emordnilap of "desserts".
emordnilap by Wordsmythologic February 15, 2015
Emoing
Emoing by Tom Anderson October 16, 2004
Tickle by eMode
Tickle by eMode by Skylar April 23, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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