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1. what an emo kid becomes when he/she gets old

2. spam e-mail and other unwanted e-mails that build up in your inbox
Example 1:
"Look at that guy, he looks like an emo kid that grew up"
"yeah, he's emold"
Example 2:
"I have 1,489 unread e-mails in my inbox"
"yeah, I think its time for you to clear out that emold"
emold by Tarara June 22, 2008
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When someone is too old to be "emo" - and feels depressed about it.
Dr. D really needs to stop wearing all black to every lecture.

Yeah, but give him a break -- he's feeling emold.
emold by ImEmolderThanYou July 5, 2009
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A Xavierian school of philosophy that defines joy and good fortune as finite, outlining a zero-sum relationship between those that are happy and those that are not. Emodynamisists advocate hermitism and living in a state of emotive neutrality, martyrizing their own happiness in the belief doing so will directly benefit others. They are quick to label perceived excess and inequity as hegemonic, greedy, and egocentric.
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A funny guy who works very hard for what he wants. Is young attractive successful and someone people either look up to or are jealous of. Unfortunately does not have much success in romantic relationships due to his nerdy nature but an all around impressive dude.
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