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People who tell you their opinion and expect you to agree fully or they get EXTREMELY pissed off,but if you voice your opinion and it's not exactly what they think they get all hissy fit over you.

A.K.A most annoying wannabe's ever.
Emo Person One: Ambercrombie & Fitch are for pussies.

Normal person: It's OK.

Emo person:NO,THEIR FOR PUSSIES,AGREE WITH ME DAMMIT! -.-'

Note:Emo's. use "-.-'"very often to show ignorance.
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Emo's World 

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Spoof lyrics of the ever so popular "Elmo's World" song heard on Sesame Street. Created by Andrea and Chase one day while sitting in band class.
"La la la la
la la la la
Emo's World!

La la la la
La la la la
Emo's world!

Emo's love their skinny jeans
and cutting too!

That's Emo's world!"
Emo's World by Andrea June 8, 2007

Emo's Anus

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Something that likes to be stuffed. Is different from a normal anus because it does come from a hat, so it may not even exist in this field of reality. Originated from a discord server called, "The Secret Organization" that was playing a Cards Against Humanity game.

Within the Cards Against Humanity game the first person to use it was the Ultimate ASMR, otherwise known as Ghost. After that, it was used several times as a white card to win the round and is now a running joke in the server.
Woah! That's pretty neat, look at those oranges being stuffed into Emo's Anus!

My (emo) anus might be stuffed, but my hopes are up!

Emo's anus has arrived.

Welcome to Emo's anus store~~ (tts version only)

Well, caress Emo's Anus with a chainsaw and call it Sally!

Emo's Anus

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Something that likes to be stuffed. Is different from a normal anus because it does come from a hat, so it may not even exist in this field of reality. Originated from a discord server called, "The Secret Organization" that was playing a Cards Against Humanity game. Within the Cards Against Humanity game. The first person to use it was the Ultimate ASMR, also known as Ghost.

It was used several times as a white card to win the round and is now a running joke in the server.
Woah, you stuffed that boxes with oranges, just like Emo's Anus!

Well, gently caress Emo's Anus with a chainsaw and call him Sally!

Welcome to Emo's Anus store!~

My (Emo) anus might be stuffed, but my hopes are up!

It's all coming together! Emo is the gender Emo's Anus!

Never stop Emo's Anus abuse!

Emo's Anus is my city.

Emo's Anus

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Something that likes to be stuffed. This anus differs from a normal anus because it does come from a from a hat. So, it may not even exist in this field of reality. Originated from a discord server called, "The Secret Organization" that was playing a Cards Against Humanity game. Within the Cards Against Humanity game, the first person to use the card with the term on it was The Ultimate ASMR, otherwise known as Ghost. It was used several times as a white card, and was even used to win several rounds. It is now a running joke in the server.
Well, gently caress Emo's Anus with a chainsaw and call me Sally!

Emo's Anus is my city.

Wow, those boxes are stuffed with oranges, just like Emo's Anus!

Emo's Anus x Cards Against Humanity

Does that mean Emo's Anus vores stuff?

Welcome to Emo's Anus store!~ (tts version only)

Never stop Emo's Anus abuse.

Emo hats gender is actually an Emo Anus!

Where is Emo's reserve anus? Wait no, the other one.

Do you believe in our Lord and Savior, Emo's Anus?

2020's emo 

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Both genders typically gatekeep on tik tok and do shitty dances to crap rap and use kaomoji on tik tok with a custom fonts keyboard that probably has a subscription to it
Boys:
Typically bully furries in comments sections and troll them say "Gacha is shit" even though they went through a Gacha phase and wear girls black jeans with an oversized white belt, a black band shirt over a black long-sleeved shirt and lots of vans. say their music taste is unique but its the same break up playlist from 2006 that everyone has used at one point
Their pfp on everything is emo bart. insert disgusted mordecai here
Girls:
Display Emily-like behaviour on twitter and tik tok but are a 'shy girl' on insta and real life and buy the same shein clothes that every 2020's emo buys, wears huge black bows, wears vans and black plaid skirts with thigh highs, arm fishnet things and say they have a unique music taste but just listen to tame impala and jack stauber.
"Hey did you see Emily she's going through an emo phase."

"Is she listening to My Chemical Romance
and crying about how her family doesn't get her or whining and gatekeeping on tik tok?"

"The latter."

"Oh god not a 2020's emo."

emo boy's kissing 

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When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.
Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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Quiche Peanemis

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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jalopy 

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Utility beer 

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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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Oinking 

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"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
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