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Used in the fitness industry to indicate "every member gets a plan" to workout while listening to Hanson's MMMBops.
EMGAP in our gym.
emgap by CrashLMC September 7, 2022
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collective noun, used to describe a group of wankers, media arseholes, cunts who work in advertising, or similar parasitic fuckwads who are too stupid to work in the City but want to dress like 80s cockends and drink overpriced champagne while braying loudly to their equally ignorant colleagues and trophy girlfriends, all of which treat them like sex tourists i.e they're there to be fleeced.
"There was an emap of knobheads in the pub last night; I had to leave before the cunt barking on about strategy got a pint glass in the jugular."
emap by Wayne I. January 7, 2008
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emgap emgasm egap egaptian emap Embappe EmGay emmapause Emmaphylia emmaplayz

Emmaphylia 

People who have characteristics, not normally in their personalities, brought out by people called Emma. This is contracting Emmaphylia. Now, this could be good or bad depending on the Emma in question.
good example: "she has totally brought emmaphylia out in me, i have never been so happy and carefree and its all thanks to emma!"

bad example: "Emma has made me want to kill everyone! Never have I been so volatile and violent, please rid me of this Emmaphylia!"
Emmaphylia by strewdle July 8, 2009
EE-m- gae

A mix of EMO and GAY
Jake: Tommy is EMO
Ryan: No he's GAY
Travis: He's EmGay
EmGay by A. Graves March 19, 2019

Ergaphobia 

The fear of a rowing machine. Most common as a side affect with rowers who have ever experienced a season of indoor workouts.
Tyler and Tommy have got some serious ergaphobia
Ergaphobia by Hailedtooth March 29, 2021
An emgasm is an amazing feeling in your lower abdomen, brought on by an extremely stimulating experience. This experience can be either sexual or non sexual. The word was formally confined to the LBGTQ community but has recently expanded at Colgate University.
OH my god, the Phillies just hit a home run! I am having an emgasm!!!!
Emgasm by Emily Drake October 30, 2009
An Enchanted Golden Apple in the video game of Minecraft
Despite eating an egap beforehand, the bastion still caused me to pop a few totems.
egap by Bad C dev June 27, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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