collective noun, used to describe a group of wankers, media arseholes, cunts who work in advertising, or similar parasitic fuckwads who are too stupid to work in the City but want to dress like 80s cockends and drink overpriced champagne while braying loudly to their equally ignorant colleagues and trophy girlfriends, all of which treat them like sex tourists i.e they're there to be fleeced.
"There was an emap of knobheads in the pub last night; I had to leave before the cunt barking on about strategy got a pint glass in the jugular."
People who have characteristics, not normally in their personalities, brought out by people called Emma. This is contracting Emmaphylia. Now, this could be good or bad depending on the Emma in question.
good example: "she has totally brought emmaphylia out in me, i have never been so happy and carefree and its all thanks to emma!"
bad example: "Emma has made me want to kill everyone! Never have I been so volatile and violent, please rid me of this Emmaphylia!"
An emgasm is an amazing feeling in your lower abdomen, brought on by an extremely stimulating experience. This experience can be either sexual or non sexual. The word was formally confined to the LBGTQ community but has recently expanded at Colgate University.
OH my god, the Phillies just hit a home run! I am having an emgasm!!!!