emergency room 

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

emergency room by Guido1 March 13, 2008

Emergency Room 

The emergency room is literally the worst place to be not because of the fact that you just crushed your entire hand and its gushing blood while a woman with a cold is rushed into a room with 3 Residents and an ER Doc but because you will literally see the scum of america.Usually you'll see a fat chick nursing a baby in clothes that really should have been left at home/never scene in public with, some random hobo in smelly shitty clothes, shanqiqi who is either bitching about her boyfriend on the phone or making up a story as to how there child "fell down the stairs" and managed to get a spiral fracture, crying baby that probably makes you want to go postal, tough lumbar jack like dude with like some insane injury just sitting there, drug seekers who "lost there MS Contin" and seam to do so on a regular basis or maybe its the guy who "accidentally spilled his Opana ER down a sour pipe", etc.
After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.

-After getting hit by a car while bicycling John crawled to the ER for over an hour with two broken femurs and structural damage to his femural artery. When he reached the medical twilight zone that is the Emergency Room he was told to take a seat while jimal and gramps were scene by doctors for stuffy noses.

-Shit I broken my arm...ah its off to the wonderful freak show that is the Emergency Room!!!

-Emergency Room: Saving the world from seeing its primary care doctor, Would you like some dilaudid with that?

Emergency Room by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 5, 2011

Emergency Room 

A song by Rihanna and Akon that has leaked on the internet a bit early. People arent sure wether or not it is akon but it is. Rihanna for sure because she has her name said in the song towards the end. People think Ray L is the one doing Akons part but it has been confirmed that its Akon and he just isnt using autotunes, so he sounds a little different. Very good song. About a woman finding out her man is cheating and hes going to be in the emergency room because he'll die without her.

"You gon' be in the emergency room, i'm standing by your bed and so tempted to pull outcha IV. You gon' be in the emergency room, im fighting with myself, i cant hurt ya even though you hurt me."

Emergency Room by joeythewoody January 19, 2009

Emergency Room Drunk

The kind of serious drunk you get on New Years Eve or Saint Patty's day. So drunk you have to go to the Emergency Room due to alcohol poisoning or injury

Look at that chick with the puke in her hair,passed out on the hood of her truck. She's not just drunk, she's emergency room drunk!

Emergency Room Drunk by the Villager December 1, 2010

emergency room special 

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.

Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.

emergency room special by benthere March 9, 2008

Emergency room workers 

a group of paid mediums

Emergency room workers putting screens for the patients in hopes to make them crazy and dependent on their system but really all the workers themselves are crazy

Emergency room workers by lilbananahoe November 8, 2020

Emergency room workers 

magicians who put screens on a Nissan driver and boys who thrash

Emergency room workers make clones of people and gaslight people to think they are crazy and the people continue to provide a market to them because they love to be submissive.

Emergency room workers by lilbananahoe April 9, 2021