Sonic Embroider 

A Sonic embroider is a thing that looks like a key for me, but "Timekeeper Cookie" has the Sonic Embroider on her hand. To open wormholes you need to spin the Sonic embroider to go through it, "Timekeeper Cookie" can bend the time-space continuum and blink two times forwards. Once you get it into your hand Something will happen

Guy 1: Woah! What is that on your hand?
Guy 2: it's a Sonic embroider.
Guy 1: How did you get it?
Guy 2: It's a long story...

Sonic Embroider by M4K3 June 17, 2022

Sonic Embroider 

The Sonic Embroider is a time weaver scissors uses to travel across time and control it.

Guy 1: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the future himself.
Guy 2: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the past of somebody.
Guy 3: Uses the Sonic Embroider to see his alternative future.

Hannah: Looks like they all like to use the Sonic embroider.
Thomas: Actually it's a time weaver scissors.
Peter: It can be both of them (Sonic embroider/time weaver scissors).

Sonic Embroider by M4K3 June 19, 2022

Embroisured

Dazed, tired, dizzy.
Exhilarated or stupefied by or as if by alcohol; inebriated
Startled

I drank a lot, I am so embroisured.
Whoa, you embroisured me, I was dozing off.

Embroisured by Corey P. January 10, 2005

Embroid Rage

Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.

Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?

Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.

Embroid Rage by bucknroses July 8, 2010

Embroisure 

To stir to activity.
To startle.

I will embroisure you, by shaking you vigorously.

Embroisure by Corey P. January 10, 2005

embroidery 

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)

Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition

embroidery by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

Anal Embroidery by pixel135 May 27, 2013