embroiled 

bring into a state of confusion or disorder.

"what merit do you claim for having embroiled everything in which you are concerned?"

embroiled by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Embroid Rage

Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.

Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?

Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.

Embroid Rage by bucknroses July 8, 2010

embroidery 

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)

Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition

embroidery by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

Anal Embroidery by pixel135 May 27, 2013

Embroidered

What’s left of someone you used to know.

The way they used to hold me, compliment me, tell me they loved me, it’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.

They way they hit me, threw insults so easily, brought me down any chance they could. It’s all still there, it will never leave.

It’s embroidered in me.

1:I love being around you, your presence always improves my mood.
You: thank you

2: you’re a waste of space, your presence is a bother and burden.
You: I’m sorry

It stay’s with you forever, embroidered in you.

Embroidered by Enluvwhee March 25, 2023

embroil-yo 

A very confusing situation in which the word "yo" is used in abundance, usually caused by overuse of the word.

The kid who couldn't catch on put me in an embroil-yo.

embroil-yo by GodCube October 17, 2007

embroidery 

Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.

Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."

embroidery by Pseudo Nayme November 18, 2013