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Embezzlement

The process of glueing little jewels and diamantes on one's nether region
Philip went to the salon today for an embezzlement for a special occasion
Embezzlement by Tallulahbuttercup August 29, 2018
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Auric Embezzlement

A metaphorical concept describing patterns of relationship, systems, or environments that leave a person feeling emotionally, psychologically, or spiritually depleted through repeated violations of trust, consent, reciprocity, or personal boundaries.

Auric Embezzlement refers to the perceived gradual loss of one's sense of vitality, authenticity, or inner coherence when emotional labor, creativity, compassion, attention, or presence are repeatedly taken without mutual respect or restoration. The term uses "embezzlement" symbolically to illustrate experiences of imbalance rather than to describe a legal offense.

Within this framework, Auric Embezzlement can describe relationships or institutions that normalize chronic overgiving, emotional extraction, manipulation, or exploitation while discouraging rest, repair, or healthy boundaries.
Auric Embezzlement is a way folks are being targeted by old math predatory practices in heirarchical power structures - many folks unconsciously or unknowingly are having their energy, vibrations and auras embezzled without proper cleansing and protection strategies to honor their sacred sovereignty and divine intelligence.

Emboozlement 

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.
Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"
Emboozlement by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008

embezelment 

Da crime of stealing da surround-frames from watches, clocks, mirrors, etc.
In the "Garish Summit" portion of the "Bob and Ray Show", the shady Caldwell Merchfield was indeed guilty of siphoning off millions from his family-owned lead-mining company. to pay for his massive gambling-debts. His spineless-but-much-more-honorable younger brother Rodney, however, did not stoop to such "low-down" activities --- when times got tough, he continued working at the company without wages, and even when he sold the offices' doors for 12 bucks apiece in order to settle the company's petty-cash account, he never actually committed embezelment, since he left the door-frames intact.
embezelment by QuacksO June 6, 2020

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