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embezelment 

Da crime of stealing da surround-frames from watches, clocks, mirrors, etc.
In the "Garish Summit" portion of the "Bob and Ray Show", the shady Caldwell Merchfield was indeed guilty of siphoning off millions from his family-owned lead-mining company. to pay for his massive gambling-debts. His spineless-but-much-more-honorable younger brother Rodney, however, did not stoop to such "low-down" activities --- when times got tough, he continued working at the company without wages, and even when he sold the offices' doors for 12 bucks apiece in order to settle the company's petty-cash account, he never actually committed embezelment, since he left the door-frames intact.
embezelment by QuacksO June 6, 2020
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embezoment 

Rich, evil, billionaires getting richer and more evil on the backs of the working class while wasting the world's resources and giving zero fucks.
That rich bastard is guilty of embezoment. He doesn't pay his workers a living wage, he drives out competition, and he pollutes the world - all with impunity.
embezoment by one 'f' Jeph November 4, 2021

Embezzlement

The process of glueing little jewels and diamantes on one's nether region
Philip went to the salon today for an embezzlement for a special occasion
Embezzlement by Tallulahbuttercup August 29, 2018

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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022