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el em kay 

Phonetic spelling of LMK as if each letter were pronounced out loud.

-also used as a phonetic version of the abbreviation for the alternate definition of LMK. Lick my knob
1. "What time do you want to meet for batting practice? el em kay..."

2. "Shut the fuck up and el em kay!"
el em kay by elemkay May 20, 2008

El Em Ef Ay Oh

lmfao = El Em Ef Ay OH

Normally said in an Irish Farmer accent
Tony told a really funny joke about farmers. El Em Ef Ay OH
El Em Ef Ay Oh by BedsideChimp January 13, 2010

El em ay oh 

L: El
M: Em
A: Ay
O: Oh
Tony makes me El Em Ay Oh he's so funny
El em ay oh by Necronlord January 11, 2010

El em ay oh 

El em ay oh is lmao, but if you don’t like to use lmao, use el em ay oh
El em ay oh! Im laughing so much!
El em ay oh by Person With Shrimps December 8, 2019

el em eh oh

"el em eh oh" is the traditional saying LMAO in expanded form, each letter expanded into the letters it takes to pronounce.
UberGamer: el em eh oh, randy jackson is a |\|008, he aint 1337
Newb:I love randy jackson, lmao
UberGamer: your a n008!!!11
Newb:lol
UberGamer:lawl......|=46637
el em eh oh by i_pwn_n0085-SPF June 11, 2006

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"
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