elysexual

The individuals with this condition only like real women and hate anime women and always win NNN.
They also are very smart and intelligent compared to their "straight" siblings.
They also hate homosexuals and trannies and only love their own gender.

"Dad, I am coming out as elysexual"
"Welcome to the chad zone son"

by ez gg skill issue November 13, 2021

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Ecosexual

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.

Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.

by FrStrat December 20, 2022

Elsexual

When one is into men then suddenly sees an individual and completely questions her sexuality. She thinks she's gay but only wants this certain individual.

As soon as she saw me, she became Elsexual.

by The GOAT 2016 January 6, 2017

Evosexual

A person who finds dedication to one's evolutionary journey and self-growth attractive or arousing.

A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.

B. Wow, you are so evosexual!

by HazelGrace October 14, 2018

slysexual

One who acts gay in order to get close to a girl who they normally wouldn't be able to talk to then tries to turn the tables by saying that he's no longer gay to get with her. Slysexuals typically show a pattern of this tactic and unintentionally build a reputation for themselves making people believe they are in the closet. The opposite of a closeteer.

WTF?! I thought Peter was gay and now he apparently got with Ann, wow what a slysexual, somebody should call him out on that.

by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011