elsway

A play on the name of Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway. Refers to the behavior of a person, usually named Ellen, Elle or Ellie, who has to have or always gets her own way. It can also relate to the Legally Blond character Elle Woods or someone like her who always seems to have things go her way. See also ellesway.

It's elsway or the highway.
She's a real elsway.

by eeme February 7, 2010

John Elway

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

i almost found god but i found John Elway insted

by wrastlor December 29, 2010

Elway Cross

A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.

You fuckin rocketed that thing. I think it left an Elway cross.

by The Darkness June 15, 2006

John Elway

2 minute drill, audible at the line of scrimmage (fooling the defense). Dont get caught offsides ;)

When your having sex "switch hit" and put it in her ass. She either rolls with it, or you have a problem on your hands. Execute it with the precision of the great John Elway.

by J ROG809 October 4, 2010

John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

by Your mom March 27, 2005

John Elway

The greatest football quarter-back of all time. Lead the Broncos to 2 back to back Super Bowl wins.

John Elway is the greatest

by Bob February 16, 2004

Elswyth

The Anglo-Saxon Baby name 'Elswyth' means 'Elf in the willow trees'. One Historical ruler, King Alfred The Great, Had a wife - The Queen - Called Queen Elspeth.

Hello, Elswyth, How are you today?

by Elf_In_A_Willow February 2, 2019